can anyone, even hypothetically, provide temporary housing in portland, oregon, boise, idaho, seattle, washington, or salt lake city, utah for a (faab) 15 year old? i honestly have no idea how long it would be, but i’m willing to work as long as i have a place to stay until i can get a job to get enough money to move on.
ok so i just googled oscar and i had forgotten its shaped like a man:??? wheres the point in that. “thank you for being a good actor here is this gold trophy of an uncomfortable looking naked man be sure to do a good job next year too because we all know what you really long after in life is a trophy cabinet full of naked men shaped trinkets”
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and we’re all just waiting for him to find them and then we’ll all leap out and scream SURPRISE